And no, there's no big birthday cake involved. Instead, the brand is launching its Pop-Tarts Party Pastry, and *you* can get your hands on one this month. Inspired by the iconic Frosted Strawberry ...

It's like those times when you got back home from school and put your pastry Pop-Tarts in a toaster to watch TV. One of the joys of adulthood is buying a birthday cake, even if it's not your birthday.