Look at all of that text! Bullet points could be used to make it more appealing. The first thing you need when using bullet points is a colon. A colon is used to introduce a list. Then ...

Fast forward to 2019 and here I am patting my young self on the back for being oh-so wise, because I still own and use my Magic Bullet blender. To be frank, this is by no means the best blender ...