So desperate was she to live a life of state subsidised ease that Kaliya actually altered her own DNA, making her connective tissue so lax that she can dislocate body parts she can’t even name.

Paneer Kaliya is a non-onion and tomato dish that pairs perfectly with flatbreads and rice. The creaminess of this dish makes it perfect for kids and adults alike. In a pan, heat mustard oil. Add ...