Patrolling the U.S. border with his gun-toting lover, Sartana, after the massacre in Machete (2010), the stone-faced, former Mexican Federale, Machete, receives a call from the president himself ...

Or a subtle-as-a-brick-in-the-face thing. However you want to put it, “Machete Kills,” the sequel to Robert Rodriguez’s 2010 movie, which was itself based on a fake trailer inserted in the ...