Locals have responded furiously to the new £4000 'eyesore' metal Christmas ... components and climbable frame. Some observed 'you can't beat a proper Christmas tree' as 'that's what it's about ...

Chirstmas tree variation: A copper sheet is cut in the shape of a Christmas tree which is suspended from the top of a 1L beaker. To suspend, use wire through a small hole in the metal sheet and twist ...