Papa Lazarou: "You're my wife now, Dave" During three award-winning TV series, a film and a stage show, the twilight zone of Royston Vasey was home to a collection of sinister, twisted and ...

Royston Vasey has been plunged into chaos. The nosebleeds are everywhere and the Army has arrived... it is like a plague has taken over. David's bride has been chosen - it's Barbara the transsexual ...

But this is no ordinary shopping trip - they are shopping for a no-tail (wife) for David. Maurice arrives at the butchers shop, panicking about health inspections. What exactly is the nosebleed ...

The surreal and grotesque characters of Royston Vasey reunite on stage for this 2018 live show - featuring the original BAFTA-winning cast, and all of the most popular characters.

1. OK, this is one you'll probably all know, but it's a good one so it's going in. Born Royston Vasey in 1945, the moniker was used by the League of Gentlemen as the name for their fictional ...

The fictional world of Royston Vasey is facing apocalypse and the only way to avert disaster is for our nightmarish cast of characters to find a way into the real world and confront their creators.

The stand-up comic, real name Royston Vasey, was due to perform next year but his show was axed by venue bosses. Tour manager Ritchie Hoyle said Brown would not to take action despite evangelical ...