A couple of times a year, one of my veneers falls out. It’s happened so often at this point that it's become a recurring joke among my friends: How will Edgar’s fake teeth fall out next?
When we had our first daughter ... when my wife sent me a photo from The Home Depot of a seven-and-a-half-foot fake pine tree with built-in LED lights, insinuating that the girls wanted ...
After a successful run in graduate school, I got my first job. Like many people who've been students for a long time, I thought that salary looked like a lot of money. I graduated with little debt ...
When I was in college, I declared Diet Coke my enemy. My reason was the only good reason to declare anything an enemy: Someone wrote a bad blog about it. Some girl I didn’t know published an op-ed in ...
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