A bartender yells “Does anyone know CPR?” : r/Jokes - Reddit
2021年10月4日 · One day at work my boss was setting up this joke, and without thinking I quoted this reply…he did not understand the reference and the whole team thought I just had a sick sense of humor 😭
So three ducks go to court... : r/Jokes - Reddit
Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Members Online A guy from the New York City was cruising at high speed down a Georgia back road he crested a hill and hit 2 hitchhiking hippies.
I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed “does
2.2K votes, 41 comments. I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy.
Are we sure the first person to discover CPR... : r/Jokes - Reddit
CPR doesn't revive a person, that's movie make believe. What it does do is prevent/reduce brain damage until professionals with the right tools and knowhow are able to revive someone. Reply reply
CPR?? : r/Jokes - Reddit
2016年4月16日 · The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Join our discord: https://discord.gg/jokes
Dad joke in CPR Class : r/dadjokes - Reddit
2013年12月12日 · Dad joke in CPR Class I took a CPR/AED class last night, and the instructor was an older gentleman who must be a grandfather twenty times over, because he had this to share: Now if the child has swallowed a coin, when you're clearing it out of the mouth, you're not looking for a dime or a nickel.
What do you call a cat giving another cat CPR? : r/dadjokes - Reddit
2023年7月27日 · Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent.
I know CPR : r/Jokes - Reddit
2016年7月7日 · The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Join our discord: https://discord.gg/jokes
Chuck Norris took a CPR class. : r/Jokes - Reddit
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I walk into a bar... : r/Jokes - Reddit
2016年3月30日 · And the waitress runs up to me and says. Please tell me you know CPR. I said, "LADY! not only that I know the whole alphabet".